For Kapitano:

Kapitano, vi estas prava: ni ne povas havi lolkatojn esperante. Tio ne funkciias ĉar esperanto estas tro simpla por malparoli! Do la lolkato perdas lian humoron.

LOLCATS will never work in Esperanto. Firstly the spelling is entirely phonetic, so you can't mis-spell things or use homophones. There are no double letters so no chance of a spelling mistake by dropping a letter. Also, you can't use humorously wrong verb forms because all verbs are perfectly regular. If you tried to get it wrong you'd be saying a different word. There is no humour in it.

Better just enjoy the original then! :)

1. Brian Barker Says:
   November 12th, 2008 at 08:50

   Vi donis al mi bonegan ridadon!

   All of the Esperanto speakers I know also have a great sense of humour!